Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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