Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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