Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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