honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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