You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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