I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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