please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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