So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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