At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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