it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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