I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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