but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
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