she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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