Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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