yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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