You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Randomize
