I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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