You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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