In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I'm having to shit out rocks
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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