just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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