So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I just want nice things and good sex
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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