Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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