Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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