i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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