You work out of a Hotel?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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