That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm at about main and main street
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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