everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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