It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
