Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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