i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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