oh fat girl friday strikes again...
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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