I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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