: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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