I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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