It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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