In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'm both gender and math confused
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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