We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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