Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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