i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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