so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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