Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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