I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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