K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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