Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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