there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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