Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
