i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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