non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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