it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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