So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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