I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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