Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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