Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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